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Normal Human Being

One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.

Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.

by Greene Team July 21, 2011

38πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


human booster shot

To be victimized in the degrading, yet hilarious act, of forced anal sex from a very large man while detained or incarcerated.

Friend One- "Dude, don't get caught again."

Friend Two- "Yeah Bro- you would really be up shit creek."

Friend One- "Yeah. Larry will be giving you a human booster shot."

by Raven Von Stanswick March 20, 2008

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Human extinction movement

A movement that seeks the extinction of the human species. You may think that it is a movement full of crackpots but there are it contains many university professors and scientist.
Instead of being evil the movement sees it's self as a force for good.
The movement believes that the human species has already reach a point of no return and is already on a one way road to extinction and if nothing is done the human species will also drag thousands of other species with it into extinction and destroy countless ecosystems.
The movement seeks ways to bring about the extinction of the human species before this happens.
They point to the fact the the world is in the mist of a sixth mass extinction. The last being when the dinosaures went extinct.
Also they poin to the fact that humans are unable to learn from there own history. In spite of the fact of genocide on world II there are still genocides happening.

And that in spite of the claim of a moral and human society homeless people are still allowed to sleep on the street.

John is in the human extinction movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2010

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


human wastoid

idiots that use the word "gay" as an insult like its a joke when its clearly a sexuality and can offend someone.

whats so bad about loving someone?

"thats gay man" shut up human wastoid

by seokjins gay wife September 13, 2019

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Normal Human Behaviour

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts β€œthis will never be fully cleaned” and β€œthe person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.

Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.

by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.

The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.

by Roadie Farla May 8, 2007

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž