The Canterbury Tales Research Paper

The worst piece of shit ever...wastes our lives doing worthless crap that isn't even helping us do anything but hate ourselves....SCREW ENGLISH

1. This research paper sucks more then the Canterbury Tales Research Paper...it's the suxorz

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magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

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paper mario sticker star

it is a thing you made up.

paper mario sticker star is not real.

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dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

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Paper chasing and pussy tasting

Meaning that you are going after the money and eating pussy along the way

Nah, I’m just Paper Chasing and Pussy Tasting

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

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Rock Paper Scissors Pain

Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:

WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)

WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.

WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.

(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)

BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!

Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.

BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.

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