Stop the car!

Response to something that seems incredible or unbelievable.

thing 1:' Dude, I hit the lotto for 5 million dollars yesterday.'
thing 2: 'Stop the car!'

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car moshing

Hardcore dancing adapted to the passenger seats of the car.
Since it is stationary, all that is required is timing. The rest is just flippin' out.

We were car moshing when we rolled up to the red light. We were blasting hotcross.

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car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

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car park

Where people in the galaxy park their cars

Marvin had a bad 3 million years in the car park

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Car-job

The act of a woman giving you a blowjob while you're driving a car.

Danny: Dude, did you go the game last night?

Ed: Yea, i brought my girlfriend with me, and got an excellent gift for bringing her.

Danny: What did you get ed?

Ed: She gave me a car-job

Danny: What's that?

Ed: It's when a girl gives you a blowjob while you're driving.

Danny: Nice Bro!!

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squad car

A motor vehicle capable of transporting more than 2 people. A vehicle of which to pack your homeys, your crew, your gang... your squad. A 1972 Lincoln Continental is an excellent example of a squad car.

Bitchmore... fire up the squad car and lets go pig trolling.

Dude, we're not letting poindexter ride in the squad car any more. That poofter hurled after two beers and now it smells like a carnival ride.

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American Cars

Any car that is long-lasting,bulky and inefficient (if SUVs or trucks),only the cars (which are more efficient and more popular) are fine with me. I want a Car not an SUV or truck. Such a damn shame they didn't continue the Taurus or Escort at Ford or the Chevy Malibu. That would have saved their balls.
See Pontiac,Mazda,Buick,Ford or Cadillac.

American cars include: Ford Fusion, Ford Crown Victoria, Cadillac, Ford Focus, Chevy Cobalt, Pontiac, Buick, Mazda, Ford Taurus

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