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Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023


anti-conspiracy theory

A conspiracy theory that makes your 40 year old Facebook mom believe they should get vaccinated or believe the earth is round.

Anti-conspiracy theory: “The earth is actually flat, however the government wants you to thinks its flat. When in reality it’s round”

by Startupedition May 10, 2023


Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory

by Lilwilly. October 24, 2023


Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature

Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022


Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 23, 2018


Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
𝗠𝗲: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
𝗠𝗲: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Okay SJW."
𝗠𝗲: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2024


Spin theory

There are 360 degrees of ways to get to get to stepping if you spin in a circle.

Oh, you don't like me? Have you heard of the the spin theory?

by Emalyn Nolon January 10, 2020