the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!
usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'
Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today
Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla
Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.
It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun
A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess