Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run
Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."
Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
the most perfect person in the world
wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky
Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".
It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia