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Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist
person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)
person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here
person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.
BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
Person 1: Yo bro I think I got LIGMA
Person 2: Bro you gotta take my cat and go to Girlfriend's house for some emergency Kitties and Tiddies
Only the best stripper in the nation ;)
Damn look at kitty glitz! She’s quality
When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.