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1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
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a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems
girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.”
friend : “is it matthew?”
girl : “i hate that you know that”
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I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick
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A usually gay,retarded, and jewish boy that looks very unatractive
Dude, dont be a Matthew Swinarski
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To be a buttface.
“You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.
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Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.
the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”
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An anime weeb that likes to watch Food Wars the Anime and hate everyone that has the name Sho.
I HATE SHO
I'M A ASIAN NAMED MATTHEW
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