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short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
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An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
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Verb, Monkey Dunker.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
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a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
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n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
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A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
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Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.
The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.
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