When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.
I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!
When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
November 27 is National Luke day!
It's National Luke Day!
On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
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In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.
- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.
December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.
Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.
On the 23rd of every month it is National Aden Day
Today is National Aden Day