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Nice Guys Finish Last

When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.

Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."

by Perfect2016 July 11, 2016

25πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.

1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"

by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004

36πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


nice shoes...wanna fuck

Really awsome Ed Gein song.

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?

by HannahxCore July 16, 2006

48πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

by Patrick November 13, 2004

3πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


the nice guy here 567

A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.

Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.

by the nice guy here 567 April 17, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)

Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004

177πŸ‘ 239πŸ‘Ž


nice guys finish last

A phrase used by delusional men referred to as β€œnice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are β€œnice” unlike so-called β€œdouchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.

Man: β€œUgh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.

by creativename24 April 25, 2018

35πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž