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A: She is a hot white blonde
B(gigachad): If it ain't rice it ain't nice
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When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.
Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
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"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
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Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?
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It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.
Wow, that is a very nice male purple!
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A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.
Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.
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an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)
Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine
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