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‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’
Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.
KIM. IN JESUS NAME NO MORE CAP.
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A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
Something you say in among us when you're bored as hell and don't feel like playing. It's always pink who says it.
Red: GREEN SUS
Blue: YELLOW KILLED CYAN AND VENTED
Brown: RED FAKED HIS MED BAY SCAN
Green: BLUE WAS NEAR THE BODY
Yellow: ORANGE SUS HE'S NOT TALKING
Pink: why is my name red
*White was not the impostor
1 impostor remains
A small person named insert first name.
Example 1
Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...
Crowd: How small was he?
Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!
Example 2
Wee Frank is hella short.
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You are very bored and/or in hard contemplation with something. (take it easy, ok?)
The default lore text that is shown when no characters have been typed in the Address bar in Safari.
Safari is the default browser for Mac OS X.
Safari User: *Opens Safari*
Safari Address bar: "Search or enter website name"
Safari User: *Types: "Minecraft.net"*
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A bitch nigga friend of yours that will start a text conversation then continue to be on his phone for another 12 fucking hours, yet will not notice that you texted him back until you tell his bitch ass in person.
Yo I literally can't fucking handle this Dumb Nigga Named Dom, he literally hit me up at 11am yesterday and never fucking saw my message back until, fucking 2pm today... I hate this dumb fuck nigga.
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"Ayo search "the scientific name for pine tree" real quick"
"Why"
"Just do it"
"Ok"
"pinus"
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