Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

Cream wash

For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion

I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.

I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me