Nathan is a blonde man that always plays fortnite.His penis is uncircumcised and his penis is less than 3 inches.He thinks he is cool because he has a 12 year old girl friend but he is 15.He likes Mario and dick rides his only two friends.
Man that kid Nathan is a faggot.
this is for a friend, so if ur another regular nathan, don't take it personally.
Nathan is academically smart but socially dumb,
lives under a rock,
most likely bullied by girls,
is too quiet but also too loud,
most likely has a rolling backpack,
but do not lose hope!
Nathan is also sweet and funny,
he has a lot of girls after him (but he doesn't know that so shush)
Why is Nathan so dumb?
Idk. He's just built differently.
An adhesive. A literal roll of tape.
He’s cool, he’s sticky though.
“Hey May, pass me the Nathan.”
Nathan is problematic, outgoing and annoying. He always yells in public, and he never has any homework. He has problems with math, because he is kind of stupid.
Nathan, do your math you annoying kind of stupid, yelling kid!!!
The word you use to describe a retarded and dilusional paedophle who enjoys keeping mongolian slave children in his tiny 4 inch basment, or his dick.
I really hope my boyfriend's not a Nathan!
He is the leader and founder of the HDL(Hobnob defence league) and is a very funny and loving guy and is 100% not a nonce.
Loves protien a lot tho, has a raging addiction to it.
Eer, that Nathan lad is a canny good lad like. Think he’s a nonce tho.