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Joe: im a horny nigga laundry basket right now!
Step-sister: cum over then!!
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1. A girl who totally loves to fart.
2. She really likes to eat hot fudge.
3. She is an awesome singer.
4. Her driving skills are legit.
5. NOT A WHORE... or SLUT.... or SKANK...or SKLUT ( a slut that ran into a skank)
6. Has HUGE GINORMUS MELONS.. if you know what I mean.
" wow, that kylie girl.. man she has so big melons!"
"I love watermelons!"
"No, you idiot.. not that kind. But those are good too."
"Oh, you mean that Kylie "Makin' me horny" girl?"
"Yea dudde.. tats her!"
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Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.
wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard
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I can confirm that horny people do, in fact, have rights.
Person 1: Do horny people have rights?
Person 2: Yes, horny people have rights.
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A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.
I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!
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those years when you're like 14 and you wanna have sex really bad but no one's enough of a whore to do it and you don't know when and where
"damn man i wanna fuck a bitch so bad" (Friend) "ya me too me too i gots the young n horny blues"
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A holiday on May 1st, where you can ask for any sexual action nudes, hook-up , etc. and have it be socially acceptable.
"Hey Edsel! Have you heard it's National Horny Day today?"
"no"
"send nudes"
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