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When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.
How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube
a very nice person that is addicted to fir and likes to burn stuff
hey its fire born looks like we are gonna burn to death
When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
A red box that makes you have a seizure and go deaf in an office
OH $#@! THERE IS A FIRE ALARM
A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building
Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.
Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….