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like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.

"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."

by -1812- March 20, 2014


toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016


Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous August 14, 2015


Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019


Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.

Man you're being a four block.

by Stag32 March 23, 2017


Block Baiter

A person who threatens to block another person due to stupid reasons.

Abby: I got block baited last night
Kaz: by who?
Abby: Max.

Kaz: he is a world famous block baiter so im not surprised.

by KazTheLesbian December 8, 2022


snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 4, 2018