mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

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gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

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Jumping the D

When a female aggressively pursues sexual intercourse with a male.

"Yo GF when we hit up the clubs in the NYC you know I am likely going to be jumping the D in the hotel suite after the clubs close!"

brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

jump coil

BOING (boing)

Jump coil

corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves

Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body

jump in the bag

kys

Let's all jump in the bag after school.

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!