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A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
The white guy that lives down the street that seems harmless but he’ll flip his shit and fuck your girl.
Jake: “yo man I heard you got into it with brad the other night “
Brian: “yeah he became a real white Steve and my girl blocked me”
Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
Korean name: Yoo Seung-jun (유승준), he is the absolute most HATED Korean in the whole fucking world, and with BORDERLINE good reason.
To provide context: He was a high-profile celebrity during the 90s and early 2000s in Korea, but when it was time for his mandatory military service like all eligible male citizens are required by law to do, he pussied out and became a US citizen so he didn't have to do it. Naturally, the entire Korean public lost their fucking shits to astronomic levels (and rightfully so), and had the treasonous piece of shit banned from the country permanently. Good fucking riddance.
And on behalf of every Korean in the world, all I can say is I want nothing more than to have this draft-dodging piece of shit get raped by an elephant while passing kidney stones the size of watermelons at the same time 24/7.
A: "Who's Steve Yoo and why do Koreans hate him so much?"
B: "Because of what he did that makes him more hated than Hitler."
A: "But all he did was choose not to go to the army..."
B: "Exactly."
A Male Specimen who teaches at Dresden Area Central School. Teaches Science, history, and language. Very nice hair and has the best Gym class. And also A person who is insanely sigma and when In their prime “there peak point in life” is dangerously good at everything
Steve Park is my favourite teacher
The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.
I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?