bird-lady

An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.

"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."

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Dirty Birding

The act of teaching a parrot to say obscene words or phrases.

iDude, my dirty birding worked. Now my parrot telling people to go f*ck themselves./i

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Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

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angry bird

Hanging from the ceiling fan and taking a dump on your girl from above like an angry bird

Got a little too drunk and gave the old lady an angry bird

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small bird

a bird that is small
bird is another word for penis

Mike has a small bird
the ladyboy has a small bird

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Pickle Bird

DEFINITION 1: kool kids under pressure

DEFINITION 2: deceased striaght male
due to liver, kidney, or resputory failure

EXAMPLE 1: JOHN WENT TO THE PARK TO KICK IT WITH HIS FRIENDS BUT HIS EX WAS THERE AND HE FELT LIKE HE WAS A PICKLE BIRD (UNDER PRESSURE)


EXAMPLE 2: MIKE DIED DUE TO NATURAL CAUSE (PICKLE BIRD)

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Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

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