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When you eat a girl out so good that her back arces aka her back levitates
im So good I bet I can make her levitate.
Making a youtube channel is the best thing for some people. They end up having a popular channel while others dont. Even if you dont then dont give up or burn your hope some day you will the be a popular guy on YouTube who is known as (youtuber) who makes alot of youtube videos and thats why its called youtuber. There are alot of them
making a youtube channel kind of a bit hard tho
A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)
"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."
1. To suck down a guy
2. To take all the jizz out of a mans fine penis
3. To give oral pleasures
Hey wanna make me good?
What's that
Giving some bomb dome
When someone pisses you off and they make you wanna kill them
She pissed me off so much I wanna make a bitch tumble
A commonly used reply on mx to stupid or whiny posts. Users of the phrase would eventually become victims of the ban-axe, but it resurfaced in a particularly hilarious thread, when a user retold an event of his day whence he had told an obese, obnoxious girl to "make a thread about it" whatever she was bitching about, which was interpreted as "have a period about it". User got in major trouble with authority. We laughed. The thread inspired others to admit to using web language by accident in real life. We laugh at them (me) too.
tears_fall452: Man guys, my girlfriend broke up with me, and now I can't focus. I'm crying constantly, and I can't think of anything to pull myself out. What should I do?
Strum:{QUOTE=tears_fall452}Man guys, my girlfriend broke up with me, and now I can't focus. I'm crying constantly, and I can't think of anything to pull myself out. What should I do?
{/QUOTE}
Make a thread about it.
Oh and die you emo bastard.
Eggo:{QUOTE}Make a thread about it.
Oh and die you emo bastard.{/QUOTE}
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A term for the sensation felt by audiences while watching films or television shows with poorly written plots. The "Make-Believe" Effect creates the feeling that, rather than being developed by a professional writing team, a film's storyline was thought up on the spot by children playing make believe (likely during school recess).
The effect has a variety of causes, such as plot holes, use of cliches, unconvincing acting, obvoius plot armor surrounding important characters, or events in the storyline that seem too convenient. This effect is most commonly experienced by individuals viewing blockbuster action, sci-fi, and superhero films.
Longterm exposure to the "Make-Believe" Effect can lead to a variety of symptoms, including:
- Sudden rise in blood pressure.
- Profound depression upon realizing that the American film industry has gone creatively bankrupt.
- Loss of balance.
- Deeply held resentment towards the actors, directors, and companies profiting from the creation of such poorly
written films.
- A sense of isolation among individuals who lack the ability to critically evaluate what they're watching.
Unsurprisingly, researchers have discovered that dumb people possess a natural immunity to the "Make-Believe" effect.
If you think you are experiencing longterm symptoms of the "Make-Believe" effect, experts recommend abstaining from films belonging to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, going outside, or reading books for a change you stupid oaf.
Poe Dameron: "We've decoded the intel from the First Order spy, and it confirms the worst. Somehow Palpatine returned."
Innocent Moviegoer: "Oh REALLY?!! Ok.... SURE. Great writing JJ Abrams. Unfuckingbelievable." *collapses from shock*
(3 days later)
Moviegoer (waking up): "Where am I?"
Doctor: "You're in a hospital. You nearly died 3 days ago after experiencing The "Make-Believe" Effect."
Moviegoer: Damn it JJ!
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