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when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.
“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”
The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.
Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.
By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.
she is the most funny and outgoing person ever. she is a hot tamale with a little spice of attitude but never too much. always single but ready to mingle. men hit this girl up.
boy: you guys heard of kali pick before? she’s a gem
the boys: nahhh gimme her snap
The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.
Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
Answering yes to the pending question
Not picking up the phone
Person 1: calls person 2
Person 2: doesn't answer
Person 1: that means yes.
Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Out finding a woman to grab on her ass
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.