Car Play

What closeted homosexuals sometimes have to resort to when meeting strangers for sex. When both parties are unable to provide a house to mess around in, they often times will drive somewhere secluded to fulfill their irresistible urge to lick another man's asshole.

It's a shame we had to resort to car play. When he pulled his dick out of my ass, I sprayed poop all over the steering wheel.

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d play

a big fat ugly girl thats name is usually luis or louis.

yo your a d play get away from me.

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self play

The act of masturbation

self play is a bad habit

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Power Play

Spreading ones legs to establish one’s dominance on the receiving partner

Kneel down Ben I’m gonna teach you what how to power play your ass

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Played Dartboard

While having sex, a woman repeatedly having the penis fully inserted and fully withdrawn from the vagina.

She wanted some, so we went upstairs, she liad there, and played dartboard

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play attention

when a sports athlete does not pay attention during a crucial play.

tom hiked the ball to the kicker scott who was looking at the cheerleaders not the ball. and lost the football game by 2 points.
Tom:nice job douche you just cost us are 1st preseason game
Scott: suck applesauce man i did my best
Tom: you need to play attention you dumb ass

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Playing Bodies

When two people of the same gender “fight” when they really are just looking for an excuse to touch each other without it being homosexual.

Guy 1: Yo Brian and Jim were caught playing bodies, and I think they both liked it a little too much!
Guy 2: Woah! I always thought they were a little tootie-fruitie!

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