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extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
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Cop : *knee on head sifting through pockets* Is that punk juice?
Punk: Fuck you bitch thats prescription!
Cop: Its a bag of dope kid your going to jail fucktard.
Punk: *spits blood at cop* fuck you slave!! Shoot it up your ass! I didnt kick that fucking door in either I got kicked through it!!!
Cop: * reads Miranda's *
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Term used at Linwood High School, Christchurch, NZ in the 80's for kids who pretended to be punks in the weekend. Of course everyone who is a punk is pretending.
The precise history of the term is unclear, but it may be related to "Sunday Driver" a term formerly used for people who only take their cars out of the garage, on Sundays, for slow, scenic drives in the country. After a wash and wax it is parked back in the garage for another seven days.
Hey dude, did you see the Sunday Punks in the square this weekend?
Yeah, they looked like a couple of Nana's with their clip-on earrings.
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A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
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Aggravating/Aggressive and poisonous figure to their surroundings but not baby daddy yb
Bro you toxic
Your relationship toxic
You a punk for punching that girl
You a toxic punk with all the above
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The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.
On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.
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A fusion of hardcore punk with lyrics about murder. Innovated in the mid-2000's by bands like Forestry Ride and ACIREMA. Typically features up-tuned guitars for high notes and technicallity. Often employs spoken-word singing and emphatic drum beats.
Enslaving The Masses is 100% Killcore Punk
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