Roses are red

Violets are blue

Karen why did you leave me? What did I do?

Roses are red

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red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox

the red sox won the world series

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Red Alert

When you see a ginger walk in the room.

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."

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Red Talk

Talking in a dirty fashion about homosexual intercoarse.

Oi dude, did You hear those guys talking on the train.
yea man, that was so gay. RED TALK IS GAY.

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red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.

Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.

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red elvis

laying on the train tracks in an elvis suit with a bloody ass from being fucked hard

walking to school we saw a red elvis

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red nose

When people don't talk to you any more the way they used to, or no one wants to hang out with you. You're like an outcast.

"People act a different way with me
I feel don't nobody wanna play with me
And that's ill cause they treat me like a stain on their clothes
The industry are my foes
They treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose
They put me down
And treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose" - Tech N9ne

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