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To become worried/anxious in an overly dramatic manner. To "freak out". Usually used in the phrase "flip your/his/hers shit".
Don't flip your shit, Anya. You will be able turn in your paper tomorrow.
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duh.
what you say when someone says something very obvious.
Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!
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A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
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Taking care of business in a highly efficient and effective manner, often resulting in outrageous success. Not limited to any particular enterprise and can be used interchangeably when describing any activity ranging from athletic competition to armed conflict and everything in between.
Rasa: So what did you guys do yesterday?
Carl: After I conned my prof into giving me an A in physics, I met up with Sergiy who had just gotten a badass job offer, so we took the M5 down to the club and punched hoes all night. We were strait runnin shit.
Rasa: <sigh>
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1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.
2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.
Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"
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The act of defecating in one's toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no shit in the toilet
"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully
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The shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. This is followed by goosebumps, a flexed butthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.
Viktor: Dude, are you okay? You're shaking pretty badly.
Tim: Yeah, dude I'm fine I just got the shit shivers.
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