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The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.
My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.
First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know
friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.
Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.
I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.
The chill kid in the back of the class who honestly dont give a fuck