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Come simon let my homie james smash he really thinks u r fucking cute n come on sex is fun. He just wants to make you feel good
let me smash or i smash u
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For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.
Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"
Layton: "What?"
Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"
Layton: "Oh yeah?"
Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"
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A game that is now shit because Nintendo gay and didn't put in our lord Waluigi into the game
Did you here about smash bros ultimate? Waluigi isn't in it so now he will kill everyone
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The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.
Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.
"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."
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Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.
"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"
or
"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"
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When a car stops at a light or stop and someone usually smashes your window to grab a purse or something of value from your car.
This usually happens in the city of New York or in Puerto Rico, or wherever their are Puerto Ricans. (Beware)
Andy:Wow what happen to your car?
Janet: Some puerto rican smashed my window and tried to take my purse while I was waiting for my friend but I sprayed him with mace and then I threw his boriqua butt out.
Andy: Good one janet!! So he did not get your white check...good.
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