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Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”
Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.
Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
A person that does anything to get a nut
Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel
A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows
Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..
Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"