Random
Source Code
Random
It is a phrase which means you feel stoned without the bodily harm of the drugs.
Guy: Dude! I feel stoned without a smoke!
Friend: Dude! So do I!
3👍 16👎
A female was once blessed to have visited an elderly sage in the northern provinces of India. He was incredibly kind to share valuable knowledge regarding various issues pertaining to life, the world, the universe and his personal experience as a practicing mystic. Throughout the time they spent in the ashram, he sat in lotus position without moving a single muscle, apart from his lips while discoursing. His eyes remained closed for the entire duration spent in Gracious company. As she stood up to leave the prayer room, which was situated near a sacred altar, he opened his eyes and requested she remain seated cross legged on the ground. He carefully uncrossed his legs and slowly arose. From the sacred altar, he picked up three stones. He then resumed the lotus yogic position, closed his eyes once again and dropped the three stones in her hand. She peered down at them and visible on each was an inscription in Hindi. Unfortunately, Hindi was not a language which the female could read so she humbly asked the sage what was written on the three stones. He replied in Hindi "my child... you asked me before, how do i survive in this world. These stones are the answer." He must have sense the female's confusion because he smiled and continued to speak. "The three stones have three sacred words written on them; Peace, Love & Believe". Till this day, the female has kept those three wise stone and use them as a source of strength, love, peace, hope and belief.
Thank you dear, Sage.
Peace, love & believe - the 3 wise stones.
peace: a state of tranquillity or serenity
love: a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another
believe: to have confidence or faith in the truth
1👍 5👎
The name given to one who rapes children locked in a freezer for over 4 hours, while the extreme cold of said freezer extinguishes the fire in the inferno. This may also be preformed using multiple alaskan snow dragons for extended pleasure. Is VERY NIIICE.
Yo, bitch. I did an alaskan snow dragon with Stone Cold Inferno last night. It was hot. And cold. At the same time. I loved it.
2👍 17👎
When you take someone's anal virginity and they are constipated
Matt totally took her black cherry, turns out it was hard as stone, he didn't enjoy her black stone cherry.
1👍 7👎
When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!
Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.
1👍 7👎
Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
152👍 5👎
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
72👍 4👎