A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from
Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday
The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
In 2020 the NFC East was so bad, UrinatingTree called it Tank Division.
Get ready for another showing of TANK DIVISION
Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
A snozzle tank is a metal or fiberglass tank used to hold and store liquids.
I need to order 5 snozzle tanks for this years winapalooza.