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the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy
"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"
God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.
Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'
Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'
~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here
Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut
Prime Athlete of the Human Species
Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species
a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year
"Did you hear about Alex Clarke, he's having a phat sesh on Saturday"
Too lazy to close cross fire in a game to view a picture, tweet, website. Literally looks at the bright side of everything. To pull an Alex is like opening a whole new world of explorations.
I'm bored
-Me too
Let's watch some football?
-Nah... Lets pull an Alex
K, lemme go get my cape