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A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively
Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby
A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck
I want to be David Ureno
A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.
Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.
When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.
Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr
david gräfen
person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen