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The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.
person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."
person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."
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When more than one fart shares a confined area.
Our farts just tossed a fart salad
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A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
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1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
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The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
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The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.
"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"
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Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger
I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart
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