Tucker Max is my new god. Worship him!
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This is basicle the same thing as a cowboy dan but, it has a twist. Instead of sticking yer finger up someones butthole and yelling cowboy dan, you stick yer dick up there butthold and yell cowboy max.
Max: Want a cowboy max?
Subject 1: ummm....sure
*max wips his thingy out*
Subject 1:omg! Max! put that thing away!
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when the flow is at its maximum in the vagina, it becomes a flo-max super saiyan 3 where the hair turns yellow
also where killa niga kam and italiano cusimano make-a love-o
man i just reached my flo-max
-andrew child
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A fucking daddy, he will be there for you at all times and is always down for a quick fuck
"Man, I wish Mad Max would pleasure me!"
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1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation
I saw Santa at Office Max today!
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Someone who is really, really cool to the point of being uncool. SHOPS AT HOT TOPIC. An hXc Max is always attractive. Has some form of piercing on their face, and their ears gauged. If someone calls you an hXc Max, you should feel proud.
"Dude I totally saw an hXc Max last night. He was hella g."
"Man you're a total hXc Max. Hit me up later on MySpace!"
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