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A Canadian unit of measure defing the distance to a destination can range from 0 to 100 kilometers.
Q: How far is it to the next town?
A: It's just down the road a piece.
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When you want nothing more than to come home. When you realize that the things you thought were important were not. When those you loved the most are the ones you hurt the most. When all you want to do is make it up to everyone that you hurt along the way. When you realize that you weren't a good person, that you didn't make good choices, that you were selfish and destructive and you pick up your baggage and decide to start "the long road home". It's the hardest road to travel. It has pitfalls and fences, bridges that have been destroyed and walls that must be scaled. You have to forgive yourself and let others see you for who you are. And after all that is said and done…what happens when you get home and they don't want you anymore?
Johnny was a foolish man when he was younger…living the fast life and making selfish choices without regard for how those choices would affect those around him.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
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The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.
Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!
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The act of a male receiving oral sex from a female while participating in a racing video game. Recommended game is Mario Kart Double Dash.
Damn shawtty, I 'bout dropped the controller and lost to that bitch peach cause that Virtual Road Head was so mo' fuckin' good.
That nappy headed hoe from the 3rd flow, Kelly, best get her bitch ass down to 201 to get my Virtual Road Head befo i finish this all cup tour.
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The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.
Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.
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titties that look like the map of wisconsin
Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!
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While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.
She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's
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