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When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!
You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"
Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.
He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.
A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.
I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.
Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
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A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"