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A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.
Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"
The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today