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When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.
Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.
noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!
That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.
A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
The act of blowing a traditional raspberry, however this is on someone's chocolate starfish.
Dude look over there, I see two people giving each other a California Raspberry.