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The act of getting anal sex from a large penis
That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night
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Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.
Hey man hows your hammer hanging?
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When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?
Fuck the news.
Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
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3 Guys 1 Hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “Dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. The video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. It shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. The man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. One of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. The victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. One of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. The guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.
You can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 Guys 1 Hammer are.
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WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?
"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"
to have sex with a girl
common term you would not associate with girfriend or some one close
"did you hammer one through some slag last night"
yeah mate, hung out the back of her
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When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
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