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Dan touched the hot mango and thought it had been heated up
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Any class of woman 40 years and older deemed attractive by men 55 years and older.
Have you seen Demi Moore lately, damn she's Campos hot.
Went to the soccer field the other day and noticed alot of the MILFs were Campos Hot.
When a male and his female are laying together under the blankets, the male farts, then shakes the blanket - resulting in the fart wafting up towards the female. Opposite of a dutch oven.
Colin straight hit that bitch with a hot eddy , i heard her scream from the other room.
When a baby wakes up in the middle of the night crying from a fart, but quickly goes back to sleep after its passing.
It's probably just hot fartacus. Go back to sleep.
Having an incredible case of the squirts and/or trots.
This could be due to an incredible weekend of Binge drinking and fast food, etc
"Ma'am we are out of toilet paper in the room, and I have an incredible case of the Hot Runnies."
To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.
Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!
When you are having sex and ejaculate into a cup then placed the cup in the microwave for 15 seconds then throw the cup of hot Sperm on your partner's face... AKA Hot Jacuzzi
After we were finished I hit her with the Hot Jacuzzi