Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.
hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen
the fat italian man is fat
When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever