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he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
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When you get really excited to do something, then last minute you back out.
Jon said he would come to the concert, he was talking about it all week. Last minute he "marked out".
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After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex
"Honey, i think we had too much sex!Or maybe i pushed too hard! I got a penis marking!"
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A small piece of toilet paper or tissue placed between two pages of a book.
someone in bathroom: hey i need something to keep my place in this book!
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The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
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An obese ginger scotsman who likes to eat unhealthy ammounts of cake, and consume copious ammounts of beer.
He also enjoys destroying things under the pretense of fixing them,and he enjoys blowing things up and making fire.
Dude, hes gingerandscottish, who needs an example??!
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Some one who is a Jacob Sartorius wannabe but Also is worse. Thinks he know peoples address and makes terrible music videos (Selfie). Also has the most talent in the world no sarcasim
Mark Thomas music.ly god
Mark Thomas excellent hacker who found leafys address
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