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a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money
bill:your step mom is a bitch
will:i know
A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
“My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.
X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^
One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom
A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.
when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat
sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog
a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.
oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.