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loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.
mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!
Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.
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Kinder, gentler version of Mother Fucker. Still considered fighting words.
Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
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Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.
Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.
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any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party
Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.
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I'ts basically a more entertaining way to refer to someone named "Jamie". Jamie is such a boring name so call them Mother Fucking Jamie instead. Rule: Does not implie any name can be mother fuckerized. ONLY JAMIE
Is that Mother Fuckin' Jamie 's Car over there?
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Eldest female member of a tribe of Tusken Raiders.
"I killed them all... not just the men, but the women and children too. And the Grand Mother Puba!"
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A fine stupid ass bitch who rocks the fuckin house.
Who called for a pretty mother fucker over here?
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