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When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.
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A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.
Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.
fuck a girl and then leave her house within 90 seconds of nutting giving an example
dude i just did a "nut n bolt"
I told her "i parked on wrong side of the road
The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.
Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.
A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.
I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?
Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.
Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.