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a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority
dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....
A day where you’re allowed to request a picture of anyones pillows and they have to send you the picture.
It’s Pillow Day send me a picture of your pillow.
When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found
I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found
A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow
I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker
Someone who "switches sides" of the pillow during hot and sweaty sex to get cooler.
The sex was so intense that my girl became a pillow tranny.
When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.
Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”
When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow
I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.