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An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!
Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.
When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.
Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense
potato moment.
Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.
You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.
When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.
Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"
A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"