you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
โI had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.โ
1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit
2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right
1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?
2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.
A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
Something Katha and Max when they vape their juicy Salt Switches at the Afterhour.
A: "Oh look, there's Robin, let's see how he rips this cloud"
B: "OMG this cloud looks weak af"
A: "Yeah Katha and Max are Ripping Fat Clouds tho"
B: "Hell yeah, they're cool"
When you have a night that is in honor of someone who died.
All love, Peace, and Happiness.
Rest in Power Tomorrow Night (RIP tonight)
(RIP TN <3)
RIP TN <3
Human: This is for A.
Human 2: Love It.
Human 3: Let's toast to that.
Human 4: Cheers!
Human 5: *Toasts Glass*
Human 6: *See You In Heaven.*
ALL: Ase!
the word rip on me daddy means that you will cum on them or do many other things to a girl like beat her meat
Hey baby u want to rip on me daddy
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An unsightly vagina.
Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.
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